A way to make the Red Sox sexier

Breaking news out of Boston: The Red Sox this season will place Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline” with LMFAO’s “I’m Sexy and I Know It” at Fenway Park.

Just kidding. I think. But if you read and heard about excerpts from Terry Francona’s new book “The Red Sox Years” you know it did not cast Red Sox owners/management in a nice light.  They appeared to care more about the image of the Red Sox on NESN instead of the AL East, desiring a sexier team to improve sinking television ratings.

Well, I have the solution: Since the Red Sox don’t have a reliable pitcher in their starting rotation last I looked, they ought to trade for Tom Brady. I mean, he can pitch. And when they introduce his wife, Gisele Bundchen,  at the introductory press conference they can hand her a pink hat.