What It Feels Like When You're The Last One To Know
KIHEI, Hawaii – I always like to say I’m the last one to know.
Well, I am. I’m in Maui on a business/pleasure trip and I’m the last one to know what happened in the world of sports during the day. ESPN SportsCenter Los Angeles is supposed to have the final word in sports each day but it is old news by the time I get it. They don’t have ESPN SportsCenter Lahaina.
Magic Johnson’s group bought the Dodgers for $2 billion?! By the time I found, inflation would have pegged it at $2.2 billion.
Oakland A’s lose season opener?! If I wanted to watch it, it would have been yesterday.
Bill Parcells may coach the New Orleans Saints?! Got wind of that earlier because Parcells’ ego is so big it rubs the Hawaiian Time Zone.
Most people have jet lag. I have SportsCenter lag. Takes me a few days to catch up to everything.
So someone please tell me if the New England Patriots won the Super Bowl?
Well, I am. I’m in Maui on a business/pleasure trip and I’m the last one to know what happened in the world of sports during the day. ESPN SportsCenter Los Angeles is supposed to have the final word in sports each day but it is old news by the time I get it. They don’t have ESPN SportsCenter Lahaina.
Magic Johnson’s group bought the Dodgers for $2 billion?! By the time I found, inflation would have pegged it at $2.2 billion.
Oakland A’s lose season opener?! If I wanted to watch it, it would have been yesterday.
Bill Parcells may coach the New Orleans Saints?! Got wind of that earlier because Parcells’ ego is so big it rubs the Hawaiian Time Zone.
Most people have jet lag. I have SportsCenter lag. Takes me a few days to catch up to everything.
So someone please tell me if the New England Patriots won the Super Bowl?
posted by Dave at
11:52 PM
1 Comments:
Maui? Next time, take me and I can be your assistant. LOL
No,the Giants beat the Patriots just like I predicted before the start of the playoffs. When you are hot, you are hot.
Don't you think the "bounty game" in New Orleans should lead to banning of coaches and players from the NFL? I do. What they did was criminal.
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