American athletes need to start celebrating more
This is our Independence Day, America. Happy birthday! Gather around the cake to blow out the
candles!
It’s a day to celebrate our existence and a day to revel in
our supremacy in the world of sports as the No. 1 Super Power on the planet.
Let’s celebrate our tennis where “Breakfast at Wimbledon”
always has been a Denny’s-like All-American Grand Slam breakfast served with
either McEnroe, Connors, Sampras, Agassi, Christie Evert or the Williams
sisters or a side of something with USA.
But, wait! Not one American women’s singles player made it
past the quarterfinals this year and not one American men’s singles player got
past the third round and that has not happened since, well, the Girls Scouts
were founded and the Titanic sank!
OK, let’s celebrate our golf. Tiger Woods is the No. 1
player in the world, right? He was the favorite to win this year’s U.S. Open,
our national tournament, though he finished tied for 65th place, 20
strokes behind the winner in the subsequent tournament. Must have been a fluke,
huh?
But, wait! The supposed favorite at the U.S. Open, our
national tournament, shot his worst 72-hole score as a pro and finished 12
strokes behind the winner … a guy from South Africa?
Well, at least we still have baseball, which is as American
as a sport gets. Baseball, apple pie and Chevrolet is a staple of the USA.
Baseball is our national pastime for goodness sakes!
But, wait! The All-Star Game, our Mid-Summer Classic, is
approaching and the hottest baseball on the planet is … a rookie from Cuba?
Is there a sport left on this planet that an American
doesn’t dominate anymore? We still have LeBron James, but we have to rely on
him and his like to win the Olympic gold medal in basketball anymore because
the rest of the world is dribbling up our behind.
What in the name of Uncle Sam is going on here!? No American
male tennis player has won a Grand Slam event since our Labor Day weekend in
2006. No American runner has won the Boston Marathon, staged on Patriots Day,
in 30 years! No American has won the Indianapolis 500, held on the weekend we
honor of fallen heroes, in seven years, the longest drought in the race since,
well, the friggin’ Declaration of Independence!
I have nothing against foreigners. This is a free country
where you are entitled to anything except -- in the case of too many NFL
players -- bail.
But this is a troubling trend. Our athletes used to be driven
to be the best but we’re even losing our edge in the X Games and we invented
them. Other than Americans winning the
last three Conn Smythe trophies for being MVP of the NHL playoffs, we hardly
look like a Super Power. And the Conn Smythe only matters in Canada any hoo.
So go ahead and celebrate America’s birthday today. But,
sports fans of the good ole USA, do me a big favor. When you blow out the
candles, make a wish.