Headliners and one liners
Headline: Vikings suspend pursuit of Brett Favre.
One line: If only ESPN would suspend its coverage of it.
Headline: Mike Tyson married two weeks after daughter’s death.
One line: How many sane people can go from a family funeral to a honeymoon so quick?
Headline: Joe Montana’s son decides on school.
One line: Nick has had plenty experience seeing he tried three high schools first.
Headline: Yankees try to end skid versus Red Sox
One line: Money is no object.
Headline: Emotional Mickelson says he win.
One line: So long as Tiger’s not around.
Headline: Jets reach five-year deal with Sanchez
One line: Tim Floyd asks for loan.
Headline: Boras: Strasburg deal should be special
One line: For whom?
Headline: Exposure charge dropped against Bills’ McIntyre
One line: I thought Terrell Owens was the most exposed player on the Bills?
Headline: Phillies Ibanez slams blogger for PED theory.
One line: It comes with the territory so get used to it.
Headline: Kareem: Howard’s Magic play ‘predictable.’
One line: As predicable as a sky hook?
Headline: MLB to Dodgers: Careful on Manny visits
One line: Is he in prison?
Headline: Mora: Vick deserves to be reinstated.
One line: So Mora can sign him.
Headline: Enormous Super Bowl rings
One line: It’s a bling thing.
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